The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We just shotgunned beers for America
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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