doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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