Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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