Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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