I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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