3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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