I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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