Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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