The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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