maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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