Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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