i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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