This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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