U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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