I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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