a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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