Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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