nutella sex= disaster
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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