Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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