I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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