Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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