We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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