Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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