Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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