If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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