my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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