don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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