I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Randomize
