can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
nutella sex= disaster
porn star boner night. come get it.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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