Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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