question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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