...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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