The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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