No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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