Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
