good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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