"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
my being single is dangerous.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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