I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Even my vagina gasped.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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