how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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