do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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