I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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