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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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