We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I didn't notice because vodka
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
