I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
