1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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