Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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