Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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