32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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