Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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