Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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