great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
