Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
