We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
i think my cat just said my name.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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